Internet justice can come swift and without mercy...or it can hop in its car and drive over to your house to stomp a mudhole in you ass. Keyboard warriors: adjust your trolling accordingly.
Speaking of your mouth writing checks your ass can't cash: probably recognize when you're arguing for the sake of being right and not for the betterment of a situation. The distinction is subtle and most people are too intellectually vacuous to pick up on it - but you just might be smart enough to know when being wrong is more important than being an asshole.
Speaking of being wrong, how many know-it-alls in your life have spouted off some oft-repeated "fact" that nobody is quite sure about? It's annoying, right? Here's a chance to lay a fact smackdown next time someone says anything about Napoleon's height.
Unless said know-it-all is your boss or a coworker. Handle that differently.
Vanity and financial gain - nothing works better to motivate than those two things. Health? Distant third.
And why can't you go to the gym...? You pulled a muscle? Cut your finger? Bumped your head? Aw, muffin!
Speaking of muffins, COMFORT FOODS IN A MUG? This is a game changer!
As the more astute of you will have no doubt noticed, this blog was dangerously close to being overdue. Thanks to this handy tips article, you got your precious content on time. Besides, this is done out of love AND for free. Quit your bitching.
And here's an opportunity to test your new found anti-procrastination tools. Should you get back to work or watch this video of a bunch of douchey athletic dudes showing off in the gym? Choose wisely.
That's it, peeps! Until another Sunday brings us together in divine fits.
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