The Sunday Link Drop: Pretending You're a Carnivore Won't Put Hair on Your Chest the Way Lycanthropy Will.
Are you Paleo, bro? Bro, bro?! Are you Paleo? I am. Totally Paleo, bro...cavemen didn't eat oatmeal, bro, so I do not eat oatmeal. What do you mean no science behind it?! IT'S BROSCIENCE, BRO! DON'T QUESTION IT!
Unless you're this guy; eat whatever you want, if that's the case. (Including your own shed skin, apparently. Werewolves are such boors.)
Speaking of carnivorous leanings, if you found yourself sickened by the sight of this video, here's some news for you: you're probably not quite the meat-eater you like to think you are. Most people cringe and feel queasy at the sharp crack of bone breaking and the subsequent sight of it sticking out of skin . When I watched it, I started to think of a lamb shank that I saw this weekend at the Careit that I wanted to buy for my slow cooker.
Charlie Chaplin did, however, win a Hitler lookalike contest, just by taking off his hat.
This is magnified a thousand fold on the internet. At least.
Being happy is probably more important then being right in the long run, anyway.
You know what would make the rest of us happy? If your dragon breath didn't singe our eyebrows off whenever you spoke.
Shit the bed, drop the ball, pulled up the rope ladder...lots of things can go wrong in the work place, that's for sure. But everyone loves a comeback. (Unless you're Lance Armstrong - he's pretty much ruined for life.)
Pay attention to how you feel instead of how much time you have to be a happier person...? Good luck with that.
Look, nobody likes managing personalities at work, especially the boss's; it sucks and it smacks of manipulation, which is tough to accept if you fancy yourself somewhat of an idealist. But it's a reality in today's workplace, so you might as well know how to do it.
If that doesn't work, just drop and start banging out push ups until you get your way.
SEE YOU NEXT SUNDAY!
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