The Sunday Link Drop: The UFC Introduces a Transgender Class; Fighters Will Have the Option of a Stand Up or Sit Down Pee Test.
Look, life is tough. It's even tougher when you're confused, of that there should be no doubt. Just trying to drive without a GPS somewhere you've never been is fraught with worry and consternation, but at least you know which washroom to use without feeling like you need to flip a coin. Good luck to anyone suffering sexual identity issues to the point where he or she feels trapped in the wrong body. This is probably not just someone getting surgery to gain advantage in competition, and if it is? That's hardcore.
Speaking of sexual identity issues, you probably don't have one if you're a guy and this article gives you a tingly feeling in that spot normally reserved for the fairer sex. JGL is definitely man crush worthy.
The cynical response to this article is, "No shit...oh, and by the way, did you hear that they put a man on the moon! No really!" Don't be that person. Just read it and adjust your training accordingly.
Are you a bit of procrastinator and need to correct that? When you get around to it, consider this.
Are you a bit of sadist and need to understand why? Slap on some nipple clamps and consider this.
The world would be a better place if it wasn't filled with dour m-effers sitting in coffee shops surfing the internet for the meaning to life. Here, be happier.
There was hesitation about putting this link up, because people will glom onto it and completely f~ck it up, just like they did with the Tabata Protocol. However, like the Tabata Protocol, the more people who take this article and its content and misapply it, the easier it is in competitions for the rest of us. So, really, why not share...? It's win-win.
This, however, should help because only an idiot couldn't apply this advice to his or her career. It's simple, intuitive, and makes sense. Two and four are particularly helpful, but avoid number five unless you genuinely need an answer - nobody likes meandering or pointless questions in a meeting that is already cutting into productivity.
Do you like Mystery Science Theater 3000? (You should.) Do you like watching fights? (Probably.) THEN HERE IS YOUR NEW GOD!
If you aren't doing this at your home, you are either lazy or have more dollars than sense. Save money, create less waste, earn the right to erroneously tell people you're "handy" around the house...THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE TO IMPLEMENTING THIS, FORTHWITH.
Last, but certainly not least, take off the nipple clamps, wash your hands, and get ready for bed with the most relaxing song in the worlzzzzzzzzzz...
NEXT WEEK, HOMIES!
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